Chibilicious - Having my own small, cute world is great

Pretty hilarious things have been filling my days whenever boredom settles in. I wish to share the ff to everyone, who needs some time of distraction to give them boost for their next activities. I’m not saying that you should procastinate in your time of work or study, but giving the brain a break from all its functions will make things easier to bear afterwards. ^_^

Wisdom (loosely defined) of Larry, the Cable guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older perrson is a younger person wondering, “What the hell happened?”
22. Just remember-if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn you butt tomorrow.
25. One Out of Four People in This Country is Mentally Unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends… If they seem okay, then You’re the ONE.
    NOTE: Not sure to which country this is referring to, but it’s funny anyway. ^_^

SOURCE: Winglica.com

A new interactive sprung existence to more insanity in the forum. It’s called The in my pants game!!!. What you have to do is get a line from one of your favourite songs and add “in my pants” at the end! For example…

Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy - in my pants.

The ff are some of my fave posts in the thread:

1. You know I wanted, I wanted you to stay in my pants.
2. You’re my hunnybunch, sugar plum, pumpy umpy umkins, you’re my sweety pie in my pants
3. I just can’t wait to be king in my pants
4. I could be your girlfriend in my pants
5. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get in my pants
6. Kiss me, please kiss me in my pants
7. Losing my religion in my PANTS ….. (that sounded so WRONG)
8. Mary had a little lamb in my pants.
9. With every second… and every minute… another soul is gone… in my pants… XDD
10. To catch them is my own test in my pants!!!
    POKEMON!
    Yeah, you’re my best friend in my pants (Ok… I’m just going too far xDD)
11. I hope you don’t mind… I hope you don’t mind.. that I put down in words…. how wonderful life is… now you’re… in my pants.. XDD

This is absolutely addicting! XDD

For more of insane posts in this thread, go here here!

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