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It is in time of boredom and listless-ness I get to absently search over the net anything that can perk up my procastinating butt off the chair. So my eyes were just going over the links when I found a set of ads that got my attention and damn if I don’t share this with everyone! XDDD

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Pretty hilarious things have been filling my days whenever boredom settles in. I wish to share the ff to everyone, who needs some time of distraction to give them boost for their next activities. I’m not saying that you should procastinate in your time of work or study, but giving the brain a break from all its functions will make things easier to bear afterwards. ^_^

Wisdom (loosely defined) of Larry, the Cable guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older perrson is a younger person wondering, “What the hell happened?”
22. Just remember-if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn you butt tomorrow.
25. One Out of Four People in This Country is Mentally Unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends… If they seem okay, then You’re the ONE.
    NOTE: Not sure to which country this is referring to, but it’s funny anyway. ^_^

SOURCE: Winglica.com

A new interactive sprung existence to more insanity in the forum. It’s called The in my pants game!!!. What you have to do is get a line from one of your favourite songs and add “in my pants” at the end! For example…

Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy - in my pants.

The ff are some of my fave posts in the thread:

1. You know I wanted, I wanted you to stay in my pants.
2. You’re my hunnybunch, sugar plum, pumpy umpy umkins, you’re my sweety pie in my pants
3. I just can’t wait to be king in my pants
4. I could be your girlfriend in my pants
5. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get in my pants
6. Kiss me, please kiss me in my pants
7. Losing my religion in my PANTS ….. (that sounded so WRONG)
8. Mary had a little lamb in my pants.
9. With every second… and every minute… another soul is gone… in my pants… XDD
10. To catch them is my own test in my pants!!!
    POKEMON!
    Yeah, you’re my best friend in my pants (Ok… I’m just going too far xDD)
11. I hope you don’t mind… I hope you don’t mind.. that I put down in words…. how wonderful life is… now you’re… in my pants.. XDD

This is absolutely addicting! XDD

For more of insane posts in this thread, go here here!

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NOTE: Unfortunately, the ff fun application could only be played by those who live or had lived long in the Philippines. But if you are the type, who researches anything for fun, maybe you can try to hack all of these ^^ A requirement though, you have to understand Filipino.

I got this excel file from a friend. It contains 200 popular and well-known dialogues or copy ads from various advertising campaigns that happened in the Philippines. What you need to do is guess for which product or brand the copy was made. This will test just how perceptive you are to commercials / ads and just how much impact a campaign did.

This is definitely a must to take. You may feel definitely feel nostalgic of things and you can ask other people (of different age brackets) to help you with those you are not familiar about. This excel application would form a bonding of communication for people. ^^

Much to my dismay, I was able to initially answer only 9.5% of the whole thing! *shame shame shame* If anybody can help me, pleeeeeeeeease give me the answers! XD

You may download the excel file here.

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Once upon a time, marketing was a method or process of organization to create strategies to make a category or make brand or product recognition to gain greater market share.

Then it so happened, marketing worked hand in hand with advertising for creative output and strategy to create awareness for the product or brand. The brainstorms, the print ads, commercials, etc. It was a matter of being seen and heard. It’s a challenge of taking a stand and have the consumer see what the product or brand has to offer.

Unfortunately, there will always be the stubborn consumer that will stick to what they want and what they want to understand until what they want is the once enforced to their surrounding environment.

Then the need for other medium of communication are created to reach different types of profile and personalities. Here comes the billboards, the events, the hanging mall tarpaulines, the samples, etc. Gone were the days of traditional media. It was a time of new ways.

Then now comes the internet marketing trend, where online presence is a must, online technicalities ackowledged for better functionality. But technology keeps changing at a fast pace, so being stagnant is dangerous. Thus, there will always be a rush on changes, on upgrading, on evolved functionality, on new information and tutorials on the trends.

So please don’t be fooled upon thinking marketing is easy. I have talked with people thinking marketing is all merely selling. In the basic sense, it is. Yet, they haven’t seen the process behind the title. Not all have felt the pressures of coordination and communication to all parties involved in comepleting a project.

Services are everywhere. Communication is a tool to communicate what is needed. But communication has a way of bringing the wrong message when not clarified on its meaning, on what one meant. Not all has seen the work and sacrifice of the ‘unsung heroes’ (marketers / account managers) behind successful marketing strategies. It’s not all sales everyone, it’s strategy, heavy work, and most of all, perseverance.

If keeping up with the times information is not enough to drive marketers out of their heads, there are so many of them out there trying to outdo one another. McCann, Ogilvy, Abacada, J. Walters, San Diego Internet marketing company, AB Communications, etc. If we could only have a list of all marketing people within marketing companies in the whole world, we could get a staggering realization on just how many information we are exposod to and just how many marketers are dying trying to reach us.

So please, don’t think of marketers just mere sellers. Because, it is not such.

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