What do to when you’re fuckin’ bored
For four (4) consecutive work days I’ve been sick. For the last two days, I tried to work from home but failed to complete my entire shift due to fever and flu. Then here I am in weekends, staying at home for fear my illness might come back if I force myself to go out to the mall. And then later I remember that tomorrow is a holiday I don’t have to go to work.
Talk about a loooooooong time to rest. LOL
Not that I’m complaining but it comes to a point when too much rest can also bore you out and the brain is asking for some point of stimuli to have it functioning again.
So a result of this “boredom” cause, a good friend, Erwin Cruz, suggested I make a blog about the things I do (and can do) when bored. I must say, this is one blog post which does not require much research and thinking, so why not? It will be fun too! :D
Let’s start off with the usual things I do when bored at home:
1. Pester someone online. Favorite victim, Erwin Cruz. Pester each other. Call each other names. Throw senseless smilies. Trade anecdotes and insults. In short, have fun.
2. Of course you can’t pester everyone in your chat list. Not all are born on the same level of tolerance for “pests”. LOL. Just greet everyone on your chat list. See how they are. Catch up on your lives. Be a “confidante” if they are down. Rejoice in their joys, etc. If you feel like you are wasting time from boredom, then do something worthwhile for friends.
3. Social networking. You have no idea how much social networking can take up your time, IF you are an active user. Friend updates, chats, applications, games, articles to read, etc. There are just so many things to do and friend gossips to catch up on! :D
4. Do what I do, blog about anything and everything under the sun.
5. Read ebooks or books, which you had a hard time catching up on because of time constraints. Why not feed the brain with some knowledge or opinion on a story? Your brain might go dead if you let it go bored. Would you believe I even read some textbooks (que horror!). I know. Probably why most see me as a geek. But I’m still proud of it!
6. See those stacks of DVDs? Watch some of them again. Or if you haven’t seen some of them, now is the right time.
7. Clean my room. There are times when my side of my room is messy and I’m too lazy to clean. But if there’s nothing else to do. Why not. Might as well organize my closet too. I suddenly realize I have lots of clothes! :D
8. Worse case scenario when I’m bored because there is no electricity (black out) I will be forced to clean the whole house. Top to bottom. Throw out unnecessary items. Flush out the debris. Make everything spic-and-span. I become an obsessive compulsive neat freak. But this is rare. XD
9. Hang out with friends if time, money and company permits. Watch a movie. Shop. Dine out. Bond.
10. If nothing else suits me, then SLEEP! The weekdays can be so hectic we deprive ourselves of the much needed sleep. When boredom steps in maybe its the brain telling us to give it some rest.
Well the above list are MY LIST. How about I suggest a few more items anyone can do when they are bored.
11. Go bunjee jumping without a bunjee rope. Now that is EXTREME SPORTS!
12. Balance your checkbook.
13. Go to the beach. Swim. To make it more exciting. Swim with sharks. Now that adds up to the thrill!
14. Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera.
15. Boil ice cream. Eeeew?
16. Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers. A bit old school but hey, it still works I’ve heard.
17. Check out the weather forecast for other parts of the world.
18. Read a magazine upside down.
19. Listen to a type of music that you don’t normally listen to. I consider this a good thing. It’s like expanding your horizons to other genre and culture.
20. Make a spontaneous party.
21. Master the art of cherry-stem tongue-tying. Good luck on that.
22. Pretend to be sick.
23. Recite romantic poetry… to an appliance. :D Oh god, I remember a party I went to once wherein the birthday celebrant, already tipsy from too much beer, serenaded and seduced the refrigerator.
24. Make a scrapbook. Digital or otherwise. Give a theme for it then share it to everyone.
25. Say everything twice. If it doesn’t annoy the person you are talking too, say them more than twice.
26. Scream. Just be sure to be ready when stones are being thrown at you afterwards.
27. Turn everything into a photo-op. Even your neighbor’s garbage can or the dog’s poo.
28. Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.
29. Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a ‘invisible’ wire.
30. Watch a film that will terrify or paranoid you for the rest of the day. Let’s see if that bores you still (or make you sleep at night).
I believe there are more but I’m running out of ideas! LOL
Anyone wants to add on these? :D



