Scandal!!!

NOTE: Not for innocent minds. Don’t tell me I did not warn you.

On a slow, boring day at the office, a friend YMd me a link referring to an *ehem* sex scandal in the country… between a man and a… chicken.

Yes, you read that right. CHICKEN. That bird that lays eggs, the meat we eat on a regular basis, the one that wakes us in the morning (oh wait, that’s a rooster). I’m referring to a hen. Some already crazed drug user in Bulacan pushed his *cough* cock into the hen (the irony of words) and later on the hen dying from the forced intrusion into her cloaca, a tight passageway for waste and chicken egg.

To read more of the incident, you can click here.

Though the story is sick, you just had to read the comments. They are hilarious!

Although at the end, I still pity the chicken. But as a friend and an officemate stated, it was better the chicken had died. She probably died happy and would not endure more pain of laying 5 eggs at a time for the rest of her life.

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Makes sense.

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